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#12: Best of DJ's PJs..!

With all the respect for readers demand, I am publishing here my reader's choice best ten PJs. So please wear your helmets before proceeding..!


1. Why I can't replace self with my bike's wheel..?

Kyunki me thaka nahi hun. I'm not tire-d..!


2. How Ann's religion will change if she got burns..?

As she'll become An-jali..!


3. Mere kitchen me GAAY aur BHENS dono kaise exist karte hai..?

Watever I put in cooker becomes BAFELOO nd wen it's ready I KHOW it..!


4. How the crocodiles will die if you don't lose..?

Kyunki hum e tumse pyar kitna ye hum nahi jante, MAGAR JEE NAHI SAKTE TUM-HAARE BINA..!


5. Why a man is happy after losing his left leg nd left hand..?

Because he's simply ALL-RIGHT..!


6. How a BAHU is past tense of future tense of TOMATO..?

Kyunki SAUCE bhi kabhi BAHU thi..!


7. Why just Sa, re ga, pa, dha, ni left in the Sargam..?

Kyunki Ma to Shashi kapoor ke paas hai..!


8. Why you can't have more than one favourite show on Sony..?

Kyunki Sony pe to sirf CID aata hai..!


9. How a witness was been digged on our acceptance of love for each other..?

Tu mujhe kubool, me tujhe kubool. Is baat ka gawah khuda...
KHUDA GAWAAH oye oye KHUDA GAWAAH..!


Nd my favourite...


10. Our former president's parent were big fans of my PJs. Really yaar... Trust me...

That's why they named him...
A PJ Abdul kalaam..! - DJ.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 8, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    number 4 is best.. rest of all are like Watever put in cooker becomes BAFELOO...

    but keep it up post some new PJ the worst is the last 10th number....

    have a nice day

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  2. AnonymousJuly 8, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    I gues all d above r awesome. Keep up gud work.njoyed ur other posts 2.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 9, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    Awesome thinking... I'm sure JPJ Abdul kalam would definitely happy...

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  4. UnknownJuly 9, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    I know it's you Ankit. Thanks for comment...

    ReplyDelete

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