Disclaimer: The post is totally fictitious and resembles no real interview. Hello, aadaab, lei ho, aloha, ciao, vanakkam, salaam Namaste. This is your favourite host Shashvat Saxena back again with yours all time favourite show… Face 2 face with Shashvat Saxena. Interlude drum… As always I’ll begin the show with a question that I’ll answer at the end. And that question is… Which format of cricket is an edible item? Think about it and let me call the guest of honour today. He’s the heart of nation, the coolest man and not the most eligible bachelor now. Please welcome the captain of Indian Cricket Team Mr. Mahendra Singh Dhoni. Interlude Trumpet, with clapping. SS: Hello sir. It’s nice to have you here. (Than in stadium especially looking at your batting nowadays) Dhoni: Thank you Shashvat. (Even I feel safer here…) SS: You must have been reached here via Helicopter. Dhoni (Amazed): How you come to know that? SS: How else you could be? We haven’t seen