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#32: A film of the lifetime...

Hi to all. Know what’s on your mind but let me confess, this ain’t also a promoting post for Maanas (Post production has just started so will do so at right time.) or this isn’t review of recently released No Problem or Band baaja baarat. “A film of the Lifetime…” is actually much more than any of the film. (Including mine ones too…) Wanna know what it is? Let’s find out.

Let’s plan a movie for this weekend. (Know I’m posting this on Sunday so you can consider it for next weekends.) There’s no need to do advance booking in any multiplex or to turn on your home theatre or laptop to see this film nor you need to buy any pirated CD/DVD (which you either shouldn’t) to watch it and just not need to worry about your money for paisa vasool guarantee of the film. Trust me, its guaranteed paisa vasool.

All set. This Sunday night (just a night before another hectic schedule for next week…) after your supper, start watching this film. (You’ll visualize a trailer too while reading this post.) You just have to take a deep breath, silent your ambience and to close your eyes. Yes, this is what all you need. Now go back… years ago… and many many years ago… try to recall your first remembrance since your birth. It can be anything and it will take time to remind what it is but it is worth remembering being the first establishing shot of your film and then… let the film roll on. I guess you know what you’ve to do. Yup, remember all the memories in FIFO order of your life. Your school days to your high school days to your college days to your jobs and further more if you’re having more footage in your life. And take time while watching them. Divide all diff. ambiences in different parts. You… at home, at school, at coaching classes, at friends’ streets, at college, at hostel, at social events of your family or relatives, at illnesses, at accidents, at parties or lot’s more according to how you’ve lived your life. There are numbers of sequences (some may have songs too…) to enjoy in a typical slow motion melodramatic style. (And you don’t need to have adobe after effects or final cut pro or Vegas 9.0 to do so. Your brain does it free of cost for you.)

Now why to do so…? Just to save few bucks on watching movies. (Which aren’t worth to watch for free too…) Nope. Nor you’ve to see this film to remind your old memories. This is to be seen to build your future. Shocking but true. This 3 hrs of movie (length depends on your memory power and your way of living life) at the night of every weekend will build your attitude to live the upcoming week. It’s your film after all. You’ve to decide the scenes you want to add in your film to visualize it on next screening. IF YOU WISH TO SEE HAPPY AND LOVING FAMILY MOMENTS TO BE TELECAST ON NEXT WEEKEND, YOU’VE TO ADD IT UP DURING YOUR TENURE OF NEXT WEEK BY SPENDING THOSE MOMENTS WITH YOUR FAMILY. Work hard and sincerely to make your film larger than life. Let the audience applause it with label of super hit and record breaking. You’re the director of your film and you’ve to decide the direction of the story of the film too. Fill all the emotions at its best. Comedy, action, romance… (And horror after marriage in some cases…!) Remember, Life has no Re-takes. Live your film Dil se… Play your character jee jaan se… And at the end of your life, you’ll really have a Magnum opus… The real Director’s cut… A Film of the Lifetime…
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  1. mehulDecember 16, 2010 at 7:29 AM

    I think u r talkin about that film which one sees when someone put a gun on his kanpatti... Just kiddin... Gud one as all post and a really nice thing to try.. I tried and thought that my film can be nominated, and perhaps can win, the oscar.. What say dj...?

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  2. UnknownDecember 16, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Your film is already in pipeline of 13 Citystreets Productions... And as it's one of "the D's films" it is naturally going to get 10-20 oscars... (Figure may vary in increMENTAL order...!)

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  3. UnknownDecember 16, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Btw, why Jenica's age shows 24 years...?

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