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#42: Face off_Anna Hazaare


Disclaimer: The post is totally fictitious and resembles no real interview.

Hello, aadaab, lei ho, aloha, ciao, vanakkam, salaam Namaste. This is your favourite host Shashvat Saxena back again with yours all time favourite show…  Face 2 face with Shashvat Saxena.

Interlude drum…

 As always I’ll begin the show with a question that I’ll answer at the end. And that question is… Which is the most dangerous pickle in our country? Think about it and time to begin the show with calling the guest of honour today. He is an Ex-Army man, serving the nation with his social works, the man behind RTI and nowadays fighting for the cause of passing a bill in assembly called Janlokpal. People call him “Desh ka naya Gandhi…” Please give a big big hand to the Man himself Kishan Baburao Hazaare popularly known as Anna Hazaare.

Interlude Trumpet, with clapping.

SS: Hello sir. Welcome to our very reputed show Face 2 Face with Shashvat Saxena.

Anna: Ha, wo mein dekha hai. Are…, Pranab mukherji aaya, Kasaab bhi aaya… Sab bade bade log aate dekha mein. Very reputed show…!

SS: Great Sense of humor sir.

Anna: Ha, wo abhi desh me sense of humanity jaisa to kuchh bacha hi nahi to sense of humor se hi chalana padega.

SS: Sir, your view on Digvijay ji’s sense? (If any…)

Anna: Unka sense of humor bhi bahot achhaa hai. Ha wo baki ki saari senses mein thoda gadbad hai. Par unka sense of humor badhiya hai. Unki har baat Dj’s Pjs ke worst Pj se bhi jyaada humorous hoti hai.

SS: Sir, until you visited Gujarat, you praised Modi for his work but on visiting you changed your mind and gave some different statements.

Anna: Abhi wo to mein yahan aaya usse pahele tumhare show ki bhi taarif karne ka socha tha meine. Fir nahi kiya wo alag baat hai. You want me to give my statement on this now…?

SS: Hmmm. Sir, you have been accused of having glucose and electrolyte solutions during fast.

Anna: Ha ye ilzaam to wo kisi pe bhi lagaa shakte hai ki jo paani wo pita hai usme kuchh mila hua hai. Are… Is desh me ab Gangajal bhi shuddh nahi raha tab wo kehte hai ki mere paani me milaavat hai. Koi samjao unko.

SS: Sir, Dalit activist Kancha Ilaiah commented that The Anna movement is an anti-social justice, manuvadi movement. The Dalits, tribals, OBCs and minorities have nothing to do with it. We oppose it.

Anna: Abhi koi muje kaheta hai ki corruption ka effect dalito pe nahi hota hai to mein accept kar lunga unki baat par muje pata hai ki corruption sab pe samaan effect karta hai to fir uske saamne ki gayi movement kisi ek community ke liye kaise ho shakti hai? Muje lagta hai ki unko bhi dimaagi ilaaj ki jarurat hai.

SS: Sir, Team Anna is under controversies nowadays. Three members facing accusations. Two left the committee. And you kept silence these days.

Anna: Are… Ye ministers log lakho karado ka gafla kar gaye wo paisa vaapas lane ka koi sochta nahi hai aur ye Arvind ko notice bhejta hai paise bharne ke liye. Arvind ne bola hai ki aap uske fund se kaat lo fir bhi issue banaate jaa rahe hai, banaate jaa rahe hai. Koi farak nahi padta. Ye public hai ye sab jaanti hai. Abhi koi politics kaam nahi aayega. Kaun sachcha hai ye duniya ko pata hai.

SS: Sir, do you really believe that government will pass Janlokpal Bill in winter session of Parliament?

Anna: Karna padega. Varna abhi jo parliament me Janlokpal ka virodh karega vo next time Parliament me nahi aayega. Are… Ye Desh ko bahot loota hai inhone. Abhi sab gin gin ke soot samet vaapas lene ka time aa gaya hai. Bharat mata ki jay… Inqlaab jindabaad…

SS: For the first time it has happened that more punches were from the guest side unlike usual episodes. Thanks a lot sir for coming on Face 2 face with Shashvat Saxena and we really wish and pray that now being united and together we all give such a big punch to the corruption that is oxidizing the base metal of the country. And that is the answer to my question that I asked in the beginning. The most dangerous pickle is Bhrasht-Achar that is needed to be clean swiped from the country. Do wait for me and some new and astonishing guests on your favorite show Face 2 face with Shashvat Saxena broadcasting on Channel Random Strokes… Till then See you, Sayonara, Hasta la vista, Rab rakha, khuda hafiz, aavjo vhalaa fari malishu.

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