#43: November or No way Amber

Multiplying Chetan’s book 2 states: story of my marriage with 2 is what we get a song in Don 2. Confused??? The relation is between 4 States: Story of Uttarpradesh to Hai ye Maya… Yup, again a Monthly Analysis Report (MAR sounding Mar diya jaaye ya chhod diya jaaye kind…) is what facilitates me in writing yours once a month quality reading post. From Kingfisher’s tale to FDI in retail, from a slap on Sharad Pawar’s face to oppose to Swami Agnivesh and Sunny Leone in Big Boss, from Bhanwari to why this kolavery kolavery and many more… It’s easy to write about all current news in a single post as one not need to go in detail on individual news, so all in writer’s favor to just give a personal view which is more like No comments section. And that’s what exactly I thought this time. Here we go on top stories this month with my expertise in No Comments tab.

News: Anna asked Raju not to write blog on his behalf.

Comment: But who asked Anna to ask Raju the same… Parde me rahene do…!

News: HarvinderSingh slapped Sharad Pawar.

Comment: Anna gave my comment already…!

News: Those who die must die: Bajaj on Kingfisher

Comment: Who ties bell for bailout of Kingfisher…? Hamara Bajaj…!

News: Central Government planning for FDI in retail.

Comment: That’s the after effects of Soniya’s Wallmart visit for forgery. I meant US visit for surgery…!

News: Maya wants Uttarpradesh to be turnout in four new states. UPA in pressure.

Comment: Sab Moh-Maya hai…!

News: Swami Agnivesh left the Big boss and Sunny Leone entered.

Comment: I trust its Disclaimer’s last line: If it is so it’s purely co-incidental.

News: Maderana Men attacks Media in Rajasthan.

Comment: Why this kolavery kolavery kolavery di…!

That’s all for now. Will be back next month again to fulfill your hunger of quality reading, till then Keep reading yours favorite Random Strokes. Love – DJ.

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